NOTE:This is an actual event that happened in my
life when I was a new bride living in
Taipei, Taiwan.
One day just sitting and reading a book
a strange green object make me take a look.
Much to my dismay a little green frog
came to visit me after jumping off his log.
The showdown began as I started to stare
much to my surprise began a strange affair.
Me in my chair and him on the floor --
our eyes locked together in a strange embrace.
I had to keep him in my sight for a few hours
so my husband could use his manly powers
to come and make my house - frog free again for me
by sending this green frog quickly away from me.
Its had been about two hours since the staring began,
thinking to myself - please my husband don't be late -
I need this frog out as quickly as can be because
I really really have got to go and pee!!!!
(C) P.A. Ingersoll
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