The National Poetry Guards Attack on the porn advertisements
As solders we are all aware of 'needs'
Miles from home, on the battle field, it's not my wounds that bleed!
Now i thought selling fragrance lamps was bad and it couldn't get any worse?
In war we see everything, but p0rn adverts on a poetry site? That's Perverse!
What exactly is the message being portrayed here?
Masturbating whilst smelling the fragrance of a cheap lamp? oh dear! oh dear! oh dear!
With my new found wealth, i think i should do a Robin Hood
Giving everyone 'Add free sites',and believe me, i would if i could!
Honestly though, it's ridiculous
reading some ones poetry whilst a flashing advert above says "look at my pu$$"
Now I'm not a prude, nor do i find them offence or rude
I am a born and bred London lad, a cool type of dude
This nonsense has been brought to the attention of the National Guards of Poetry
So now I'll shall rage my war on those porn adds flashing 'play me'!
We don't want a lamp and we don't want porn on our pages
We want poetry written by poets of all ages
There's a lot of money being made from poetry poem
And now i know where it's all going!
The National Poetry Guards are coming for you Monique
Take you off to poetry rehab and detox you of your gin and tonic
I wonder what air brained scheme you'll come with next?
Free poetry alerts on your cell phone via a text?
So, let The Battle commence, for Lt Matt is formidable foe
He will not stop until these advertisements go!
14/3/08~~~ Take notice of how now they are gone..another Victory for the Guards~~
