Please don't call it gambling
Outside of the casino no one wins a thing
But the food is great
And an occasional win elates
Put away your pocket book at the gate
Entertainment was a cute bar server or two
With the wife along all I could do was drool
An old man I still like to flirt
And have my eye out for a short skirt
Out at night the view is magic
The amount I left in the casino tragic
This cute girl kept giving me drinks
Spent the morning head in sinks
Now I will go again probably five or six years
Take me that long to save some money to lose I fears