If I was Prime Minister of the UK
I'd run the country a different way
I'd raise the economy
By taxing, the fatty
I'll look after the Welfare State
By taxing those who are overweight
I am not talking about size 16
I'm not that mean!
And I'll give Tax credits
To those with massive tits
I'll only tax those whose butts
Take up 2 seats on the bus
I'm sure they would understand
It's not fair that others should stand
For their entire journey
Because of a fatty!
Yesterday I went to see a Movie
The new one with Angelenia Jolie
And a woman a few rows down to me
Ate 10 mars bars and a smoothie
Non stop munching and belching
So, Fat prices at the movies are increasing
Fatties take up more room on the street
And slow me down whilst they eat
I will only stop the tax rise
When they do some exercise
I maybe called a fatist
But at least I'm not a Fascist
Their farts damage the ozone
So I'll introduce a fat free zone
Their diets lead to heart disease
Because they eat too much cheese
And if they continue to eat burgers
I'll send them to prison with the murderers
If they can prove it's a medical matter
And you can't help getting fatter
I'll be kind to you
But ban them from any BBQ
Fatties will have their own VAT
And I'll make millions taxing the fat!
