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Oh Nits, Oh No!!!Oh hells bells and sugar plumbs! Oh Nits, oh no, not again!! These kids are rife, and it's a sad life! Cos they are a ruddy pain!!! They make the kids itch, oh dear! Scratching all over the place! And people look and stare you know! Horror is written all over their face!! I can just see it now! The thoughts inside their head!! Wondering if they'll catch them!! Well sorry, but it has to be said! These things are rife all over the place! The schools seem to be overrun! And every time ours scratch their head!! Mum knows just what's to be done! First out comes the nit comb! And the kids have their head done! And yes, I have to say it folks, For the kids, it aint much fun! Then my daughter goes into school! And tells them teachers straight! They better get their act together! Cos their heads are in a state! Now my daughter does them every week! Oh yes, she's on the ball there! Out comes' the nit come and the cream! And she's searching through their hair! She makes sure they are clean! And their hair is tied up tight! So that they cant catch these flippin' nits! And to help them in their plight!! But the teachers wont send notes home! To inform the mums there's nits! Its not allowed, they tell us! While many have screaming fits! Cos all the mums who take time out, To make sure their kids hair are clean! In to school they go again… And come home with nits again!! Its mean!! So my daughter went on a mission! And caused uproar in that school! So now as a result, they send home letters! To inform them that nits are just not cool! Cos it gets you down you know! When you're so careful with their hair! Making sure you check them each week! Then find out their back, it isn't fair! So now the teachers are on the case, Cos my daughter wont take any krap! And they make sure the letters go out! Cos my daughters got them in a flap!! She also made them throw the towels away, That the kids were using in the loo! And told them to use paper ones instead! Cos towels are unhygienic too! Especially when they are rotten! As my daughter found them to be! And now they are totally on the ball! Cos they cant handle my daughters wrath you see! So hurrah to that, no more nits! And no more dirty towels in the loo! Cos if you saw what my daughter saw! You'd have railroaded them too! So now their hair is free of nits! Thank goodness for that says me! Cos my daughters a-worm and nita-phobic! And goes hysterical you see! Lmao Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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