I was listening to ‘purple haze'
When into a window I did gaze
I'd only gone to get some food
Thought it would lift my mood
In the shop window I did see
A sign saying ‘bl0w job for free'
‘Well' I thought, why not try
As long as it's not a guy
I rang the number with lots of 4's
And waited with a nervous pause
A woman answered and said Hi
‘I'm Matt thought I'd give this a try'
She said come over at 8
Wow, I couldn't wait
I had a smile all day
I couldn't wait to play
I was there right on time
I had the address from the sign
A woman answered and let me in
My little heart was really thumping
I went into one of the rooms
And there on the table were balloons
All colours, yellow, blue and red
‘I need them blown up' she said
I felt like such a kn0b
For now I had a real bl0w job.
