Sorry Dad for causing trouble
And bursting your love bubble
All I wanted was a cuddle
And now I got you in a muddle
I didn't think she'd dump you
I really liked you two
Thank you for sticking up for me dad
Acting like jack the lad
I love my morning kisses
But I'm sorry about the Mrs
I know some people think you're a prat
For standing your ground about a cat
At least now together we can watch TV
Now it's just you and me.
~i have been dumped before but never for having a cat on my bed ~~