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Mansgolys Folly was an ad campaign Manhattan would now never be the same he went to Google and to Yahoo to MSN and then to AIM he had his idea ingrained on the brain and it was in the presentation book for them to look with circles and arrows on the back of each picture explaining what each picture was to them. He never sounded lame but each time he left the steps got smaller in the hall. “Way to go Hayseed” as they smiled and laughed they tittered on they toe. One man in the AIM at AOL offices hurled a green banana at the back of the door he said “eat this old farther on your long way out.” He was making a word play on father and well you understand it rhymes with tartar sauce. The idea was simply this you make a universal email with at least a hundred messages in a row the whole first page is divided by a line with a button to the side for people who are lazy and have lots of unread messages. The whole block of messages has itself a button on the side prearranged to archive. When the emailer user private Joe gets his inbox full and he needs to read the messages more on the next page then this one (get the idea) he reaches with the mouse cursor and zaps the email deleter. The messages are foldered in the GMAIL (add your email here) Folder neatly archived and marked read or simply marked in red. What a strang idea they said. Yahoo was almost hooked the new look they said would be in beta. Then the man came to his senses. What udder nonsenses when a man gets email at yahoo there is only 25 to do he can mark them read or mark them unread and archive them and folder them too there is no good reason to make an archive button like this Good day to you sir see to it that you close that door softly my migraine is now killing me eye almost fell for your Adman story. Eye put a star on the web next to Mansgoly Folly.
The Google girl was sorry. They did not like your story they said for you to leave on the next slow boat to China with Chinese bananas and with Chinese spiders and they were in there in the offices googling all over the floor it was so wonderful a thing to see you made my day in history we marked the calendar you see and nammed this day Mansgoly Folly Day. The Microsoft Representative was a little bit different he picked up the phone and reluctantly put it back down. They told me at the ad department you have been all over town. The lawyer will not touch the case he says you need to get a case of medical medicine and take a vacation from your delusions of grandeur and stop making email suggestions before the people get too rude. Then he did a little dance on the throw away rug called “BillyGates is not a monster.” Then he threw up his three martini lunch all over Mansgoly and his folder. Mansgolys Folly was an ad campaign
