Now I will admit, I know nothing about politics
I'm just content with my fish and chips
But I do see what's going on
And it's all going very wrong
Now, I love America to bits
Apart from you not calling cookies biscuits
But you brought us banana splits
And for that you deserve credit
But I see you falling into a dictatorship
With this nice grey old man McCain
He's ok, but just the same
Then I see the charismatic Obama
Who got spanked by Joe the Plumber
Yes Joe is a national hero everywhere
He's not a qualified plumber but we don't care
It seems to me your countries just too large
So if you like, I'll take charge
Religion, moral codes and gambling
Will be wide spread as will underage drinking
I'll make America great again; the bald eagle will grow hair
They'll be strip bars and pubs everywhere
The fun won't last for long
But by then I'll be long since gone
And since the world is heading for collapse
I think you should all accept the fact
You need us British back
So come on, Vote for Matt
You know you want to USA
It'll be like Christmas everyday
I'll make all your dreams come true
Under the Red White and Blue
This is my helping hand to you
Come on, vote for President Matthew!
