Zappersunlimited@.ORG
CellPhoneZapper@.Inc.
President Whirly used the first one ever made. He loved to give these demonstrations in the beginning of each day. He held the Cell Phone Zapper in his hand the simple mechansizm positively GLOWED with Cobalt Blue Radiation the miniature Nuclear Nano Bots were there where no eye could see no ear could hear the workings of the Generation X devices. He had a Cell Phone Charger Plugged in near him and was laughing at the plug there was no place to plug the charger in the phonzapper there was no outlet on the phon. No extra power needed but the CobaltForce@T.M.Inc. Ronald Plence the treasurer was dialing a 991 number and a girl answered with a New York Twang. She said "HOW rich are you MISTER PLANCE", in that nasally voice they have. The others in the room turned all the cell phones on and called they families and spouses Whirly paid for all the calls. Admit it "whirly" THOMMAS smiled no one had ever seen him do it. He held up his subatomic device and pressed the only stud upon it the orange button glowed softly then turned GREEN and held a steady light. "Imagine", he said softly "THAT you are in a public place like a LIEBERRY and too many students are using too many cell phones and it becomes a pandemonium in the Information Commons." "You simply take out your BRAND NEW CellPhonZapper and PRESS the Orange button." When it turns GREEN like this one did", and here is where he Paused for affect, for At that very moment Plence and all the others stopped talking all at the same moment for the phones were all not working they died all at the same exact time when the Green light on the CellPhonZapper stabilized. He did a little dance but for brevity of time and for the sake of mye romance we will not describe that Whirly came unglued no one had ever seen the President like this. He kissed the Phon in hand and laughed a lot and cried when he realized just what they had. He cleared his throat to give this speech and there was only silence in the Offices and this is what he said. "There is people starving Companies are folding Wall Street is Squawking people for the most part are failing at everything they do BUT (another pause for effect this time) Zappersunlimited@.ORG has not ONE but two MONEYMAKING generators. The Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater has its many problems but we are in the BLACK in Plences' Ledger. $$$$$$$ He gave a nod at his old friend the Treasurer. This CellPhonZapper@.T.M will make us TRILLIONS and again he smiled but did not dance again for the moment was now over. OUR MOTTO "We will not have the noise of CellPhonItus." And now to Business. Everyone back to work. And this is the first day of Zappers added business. How quiet now in all the happy halls and offices no more rude cell phone disturbances.
