These limericks take a different turn
they're very serious this time
i truly hope you learn
to treasure true love so fine....
There was a woman from pennsylvania
her troubles will truly drain ya
she's sorry to burden you all
only on true friends she'll call
cause life can be cold like siberia.
There once were 2 peas in a pod him and me
growing in warmth for all to see
then one day came such a cold snap
now i just wanna take a dirt nap
cause that pod can't survive with just 1 pea.
There was a woman who treasured her lil'blue box
where she's had so many comforting talks
if she were to die tomorrow
you'll miss her with such sorrow
but she'll spread sunshine when trouble knocks.
There once was a couple so happy
who lived life so snappy
then tragically one day
life just up and took their zest away
but it can't take their memory.
