The Hollywood Bash!

~THE SIG BOX~

Designer Wedding!

Alison And Shaun!

Now Shaun is a couture expensive designer,
And he works for people so elite,
Makes them beautiful gowns and such,
Exclusive, tasteful and neat!

Shaun is a company director…
In a fashion company in Manhattan don't you know!
And only the very elite. rich and famous...
Can of course…afford to go!

Shaun always wearing designer suits!  
Too expensive for me and you!
For we have to shop ‘off the peg!'
It's the best that we can do!

They always eat out in posh restaurants!
Don't wash their dishes at all!
That's cos they haven't got any wash!
And anyway…there's no-one to call!

Cos they chat on their mobile phone!
Cos everyone's out and about,
No-one's ever at home!  
(They are all probably eating out)!

So they all meet up,
And the chatter goes on and on,
And before you know it…wham…
The day is finally over and done!

They have a laundry service too....
No need to wash their gear,
And even if they ruined them…!  
There's never any fear!

Cos Shaun will make them some more,
And charge a discount fee…!
Oh, oh dear, I'm so silly!
They get them all for free!

Shaun goes to work dressed in his suit!  
But with his trainers on!
So he can power walk to work!  
Cos he finds it so much fun!

Well, let's face it really…
That's our Shaun, typical him!
And anyway, at the end of the day...
If there was a race, he'd probably win!

Now Alison is a designer too!  
She makes underwear…sexy and discreet!
So I think between the both of them,
They must dress pretty neat!

I'm told the prices are out of our reach,
so totally out of sight!
In fact our Jean told me...
If we saw the prices we'd die of fright!

Alison loves Cadbury's chocolate!  
But when she's had a feast of delight!
She burns the calories off in the gym!
So she has to go every night!

A chocoholic I am told…well,
That was muted to me…
But I won't spill the beans and tell,
Cos our Jean will batter me!

Ooop's, oh dear, I said it, oh well,
Never mind don't worry…
But after this party is over,
I bet she legs it home in a hurry!

Now joking all apart…
I wish you all the best in life,
May all your days be happy ones…!  
Alison and Shaun, now man and wife!

All My Love!