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I'll Have A Look At It Later!This landlord of mine is a pain in the bum! Because he's never there when he's needed! So to all the tenants who read this today? Make sure my words are heeded! My landlord's a pain in the backside! And a thorn in my side, that's true! And why, you ask yourself? Well, because there is nothing he will do! He asked me a few times to write a list, And name all of the problems I bear, So I did, all of 10 times, But does he really care? Nope, cos he never gets to read it! He always says the same… ‘I'll have a look at it later!' Well he's driving me bloody insane! You see; my windows let in the wind, And the rain pours in through the side! I mean to say, when all's said and done… The woods hanging off with a gap open wide! When the wind blows outside, The gale is inside my flat! It's falling apart, and breaking my heart, Oh but I feel so jaded and flat! Oh woe is me; I'm dreading the winter weather! He promised he would sort them out this year, Because my poor bones are so bad, And he promised me, he said; ‘Have no fear!' So today he came to my flat, Cos a bulb blew out of the socket! I phoned him up, and shouted to him! ‘Andy, it shot off like a bloody rocket!!' So in he hobbles, cos he's knackered his foot, And oh glory, what will I do? Cos he said he can't fix the windows this year, Oh the pain that he puts me through! I told him, I did, and I begged of him; To please sort out the windows for me! But still he insisted he cant just yet! Cos he's got no money you see!!! But I threw myself on the mercies of him, And told him he'd better sort it out! Cos he's once more going on my website! He's a swine, there is no doubt! I mean to say, at the end of the day, Me windows are in a mess you see, And I'm sitting with a broken heart, Oh hell, oh woe is me! He's in me book that's on world wide sale, And you know; he's got a ruddy cheek! Cos he firmly believes, I should pay him!! Because through him, fame did I seek! Then he told me that without him; I wouldn't have a book to sell! The cheeky blighter wants money off me! So I told him to go to bloody hell! Well, if he won't fix my windows, Why should I be nice? I see no reason why!! Except, I just have to admit it, I guess he's a really lovely guy! But I won't be telling him that!!! And anyway, he wont fix my windows! And almost 4 years later!!! Do you think he will now? Nope... Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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