I've got a beef
With the food police,
We've got a bone to pick,
I'm tired of being told
What I should eat,
By an anorexic stick.
If you wanna be vegan
Thats fine with me,
But leave my burgers alone,
I'm doing just fine
My lasagna's divine,
I'll stand in line
For a mighty long time,
For a bag of burritos
It's true.
When it comes to my food
They better back off,
They sure don't need to meddle,
There's many other causes
To concern themselves with,
These tofu ea-tin people.
The whale, the ozone,
The water pollution,
For all these things
They should find a solution.
But one things for certain,
There will be no debate,
My chocolate and me
They'll not separate.
So please just forget us,
Go chew on some lettuce,
And leave us food junkies alone.
