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Wry Questions On Ham (And A Hairsplitting Query):

Would it be improper to put
Canadian bacon
on a real Hawaiian pizza?
Do they have luaus in Iowa?
Can you buy pig's feet by the foot?
What's Spam? Is it a con
to call pork "the other white meat?"
Are Easter hams kosher to eat?
And totally unrelated,
why are pigtails in pairs;
ponytails only singular?
Isn't that rather peculiar?

B.J. (9-28-2021)

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