Absent Minded
Sit com- it's just not fair
man searching for a soul mate
through the realisation of not already having one
he realises one is made through
the experiences of life
HIS PLAN: "foolproof." Plan A:
become extremely controversial, mouthy, dirty,
weird, unhealthy
because somewhere in the midst
of the people trying to help him
better himself....
there must be true love?
Then the realisation eventually hits
the people who walked away dissapointed and usatisfied and disgusted
were not liking him for all the right reasons
so he comes up with PLAN B:
Isolation, and ignorance and then see who wants his attention
and whose attention he craves or is it
isolate the side that helped him from the side that walked away
work with each side in turn
to eventually create group C......
Now that one has bettered oneself
lets see who enjoys the success of a man
who was once
not soo proper
and who enjoyed watching and participating in the transformation
and who truly cared about his weretched heart but could do nothing about it
Realisation however, that group by creating a group C
arguments and fights
might arise
jealousies and hurt feelings
and thats no way to treat your supposed future soul mate.....
but now he has the chance of figuring who was just greedy for love
and desperate and gets to play martyr and matchmaker for everyone else who deserves one another
so he comes up with a PLAN C:
Seek like minded people
in the places where you are attracted to being to
in where you may perhaps find someone while achieving
your goals of becoming the archetype self
you have always wanted
however the past of your dirt rubbed in your face and the truth is out there
there is still some stigma and he appears selfish but controversial
he just wants love
Realisation: Like minded people can sometimes be creepy
but surely there just might be a couple who are more of a likeable norm
so still unhappy he comes up with a plan D"
Find those who may be jealous and spend time on the scene
to figure out if maybe
there is a true love in there who is jealous for feeling left out,
in this soul mate spotlight and maybe you overlooked the fact you truly had one
Realisation:THeyre just jealous and your soul mate would be jealous
but probably get even with you in another way
of love!!!!
and jealous people are weird
so he comes up with plan E:
Help people who might need help with addictions
and success
and achieving goals
this offsets bad karma and perhaps the soulmate is shy,
perhaps the souol mate is an underachiever
perhaps the soul mate cant fight throughthe barriers of
everyone else fighting and clawing
their way to the center of attention
SAD HEARTFELT REALISATION: If my soulmate is a needy bum
I wont give up and i hope they understand that after i take a break in the search for him
i will come for him in a different area of life
so he comes up with PLAN F:
SELFLESS V.S Selfish plan
dating scene...give and take
looking for people
who are not merely treating me as a gold mine
someone with goals
and successes
and accomplishments
and able to understand one another
who has a few things if not many
going on in their life
so that the conversation doesnt run dry.
REALISATION:...Physical attraction to one another
and the ability to admire your lover should go hand in hand....im more boring than i think i am sometimes
PLAN:G
DESPERATION PHASE Openminded and sometimes lazy, mostly active, easy going, yet passionate, an inspirational motivatior who needs alove slave....
logical, rational thinker who sees that many unsuspecting people may be equals......
In short he goes to places he finds boring
museums
sporting events the mall
the bank
hangs out at the dentist office
goes to the operah
and plays......
factory tours,
library
study halls.....
REALISATION: It's obvious when youre a tourist and youre not a roman doing as all the romans do
Plan H: THE BAR
Practice makes perfect and not everyone who goes to the pub is an abusive alcoholic
1st meet the regulars,
2nd mingle with those who are not regulars
3rd introduce yourself to a couple hotties everytime you go
or at least a few times, introduce a couple to your single friends
Realisation: If i do this too much I become a regular bar loser
and who wants a bar bum soul amte?
Plan I: HIPPOCRITICA SURRENDER
Shallow and vain....looking for nothing but looks and talent
apparently have yet to make a soul mate,
maybe next time I'll succeed in this feat
Realisation:Maybe it's a cxase of god surprising god
and my soul mate is going to find me
and boy did i ever wreck everything!!!!!
Plan J: The mix
Rearrange previous plans and try again or come up with another plan
since we're still only on Plan B rearranging the two sides of
Group A Group B
and tryoing to make a group C
but these are my preminitions....
soul mate are you out there?
It's just not fair!!!!
through the realisation of not already having one
he realises one is made through
the experiences of life
HIS PLAN: "foolproof." Plan A:
become extremely controversial, mouthy, dirty,
weird, unhealthy
because somewhere in the midst
of the people trying to help him
better himself....
there must be true love?
Then the realisation eventually hits
the people who walked away dissapointed and usatisfied and disgusted
were not liking him for all the right reasons
so he comes up with PLAN B:
Isolation, and ignorance and then see who wants his attention
and whose attention he craves or is it
isolate the side that helped him from the side that walked away
work with each side in turn
to eventually create group C......
Now that one has bettered oneself
lets see who enjoys the success of a man
who was once
not soo proper
and who enjoyed watching and participating in the transformation
and who truly cared about his weretched heart but could do nothing about it
Realisation however, that group by creating a group C
arguments and fights
might arise
jealousies and hurt feelings
and thats no way to treat your supposed future soul mate.....
but now he has the chance of figuring who was just greedy for love
and desperate and gets to play martyr and matchmaker for everyone else who deserves one another
so he comes up with a PLAN C:
Seek like minded people
in the places where you are attracted to being to
in where you may perhaps find someone while achieving
your goals of becoming the archetype self
you have always wanted
however the past of your dirt rubbed in your face and the truth is out there
there is still some stigma and he appears selfish but controversial
he just wants love
Realisation: Like minded people can sometimes be creepy
but surely there just might be a couple who are more of a likeable norm
so still unhappy he comes up with a plan D"
Find those who may be jealous and spend time on the scene
to figure out if maybe
there is a true love in there who is jealous for feeling left out,
in this soul mate spotlight and maybe you overlooked the fact you truly had one
Realisation:THeyre just jealous and your soul mate would be jealous
but probably get even with you in another way
of love!!!!
and jealous people are weird
so he comes up with plan E:
Help people who might need help with addictions
and success
and achieving goals
this offsets bad karma and perhaps the soulmate is shy,
perhaps the souol mate is an underachiever
perhaps the soul mate cant fight throughthe barriers of
everyone else fighting and clawing
their way to the center of attention
SAD HEARTFELT REALISATION: If my soulmate is a needy bum
I wont give up and i hope they understand that after i take a break in the search for him
i will come for him in a different area of life
so he comes up with PLAN F:
SELFLESS V.S Selfish plan
dating scene...give and take
looking for people
who are not merely treating me as a gold mine
someone with goals
and successes
and accomplishments
and able to understand one another
who has a few things if not many
going on in their life
so that the conversation doesnt run dry.
REALISATION:...Physical attraction to one another
and the ability to admire your lover should go hand in hand....im more boring than i think i am sometimes
PLAN:G
DESPERATION PHASE Openminded and sometimes lazy, mostly active, easy going, yet passionate, an inspirational motivatior who needs alove slave....
logical, rational thinker who sees that many unsuspecting people may be equals......
In short he goes to places he finds boring
museums
sporting events the mall
the bank
hangs out at the dentist office
goes to the operah
and plays......
factory tours,
library
study halls.....
REALISATION: It's obvious when youre a tourist and youre not a roman doing as all the romans do
Plan H: THE BAR
Practice makes perfect and not everyone who goes to the pub is an abusive alcoholic
1st meet the regulars,
2nd mingle with those who are not regulars
3rd introduce yourself to a couple hotties everytime you go
or at least a few times, introduce a couple to your single friends
Realisation: If i do this too much I become a regular bar loser
and who wants a bar bum soul amte?
Plan I: HIPPOCRITICA SURRENDER
Shallow and vain....looking for nothing but looks and talent
apparently have yet to make a soul mate,
maybe next time I'll succeed in this feat
Realisation:Maybe it's a cxase of god surprising god
and my soul mate is going to find me
and boy did i ever wreck everything!!!!!
Plan J: The mix
Rearrange previous plans and try again or come up with another plan
since we're still only on Plan B rearranging the two sides of
Group A Group B
and tryoing to make a group C
but these are my preminitions....
soul mate are you out there?
It's just not fair!!!!
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