Absent Minded
Insufficient funds part 2 (Prose of internet criminals)
An hour glass was all i wanted
a silver twenty dollar hour glass
to turn over and time my life again and again
to decorate my life
so on ebay i go
to buy one
A two thousand dollar credit just in case i needed one
what i pal i surely have
so i go ahead and pay
not knowing im fourty cents short in the bank for my two purchases
im trying to make over the net
but im covered with my two thousand dollar credit
thank goodness!!!
phew!
Never again will i shop at presidents choice
for their high price of NSF charges
for bounced chques i thought i wouldnt have had
\shouldnt have had
well duh
what about my promised credit?
supposed internet crime
but wait where is my lawyer?
what do the cops have to say?
Insufficient funds at the grocery cheque out line
all because i wanted a 20 dollar hour glass
shipping and handling was 40 bucks
and my cheque bounced because i was lied to about the crtedit i supposedly had
but didnt
so now i paid over 140 dollars for an item i did not recieve
ended up going to the foodbank
because of ebay
and paypal liars
and all i can say with my four cans of soup
working my full time job
and my three jobs on the net on myspace and photobucket for free
they want to start charging me for is why bother?
Insufficient funds
at the grocery aisle for an hourglass that was supposed to be 20 bucks
now im working three jobs for free
exercissing my freedom of speach
two of thewse free jobs want me to pay them to work for them
and the third publishes me but an actual publisher
i could make money from wont publish my work
because they already are as i try to earn myslef a name
and go hungry eating at the foodbank
writing on my fourth free job at poetrysoup asking for amnesty international
for aid because ebay and paypal are liars
and never again will i shop at superstore and im cancelling my president';s choce bank account
Hunger can make you vicious
ask a supposed fat chick on a diet
Insufficient funds
credit i was told i had but didnt
nsf charges i couldnt pay
and going hungry for a month
and an hour glass that cost me like three huindred dollars i still dont have
and bad credit as a result of it
and now i cant get a simple money mart loan
INSUFFICIENT FUNDS YOU FREAKIN TERRORIST BASTARDS
anything else i can do for you?
as i smile and wave?
another bum on the street at arms length?
trying to make my day?
would that make you happy?
i could care less about your problkems anymore and the reality how apathetic my own country is
about my problems
but yet when genocide is hgappening over seas
and half amillion people dissapear and seem to reappear in my neighborhood i keep quiet
i dont care
Insufficient funds
i hate this stupid internet
loathe it with the passion
i dislike your way of unfair trade and lies from liars
simple things that are just confusing and unfair and how much i suffered to become a beggar
and how simple it was for you to make my life a nightmare
over a stupid hourglass
and yet your still the good guy and im constantlky still reminded with awkward smiles
that life just isn't fair
Insufficient funds
and this is no longer a thumb war
at least i have health care
and can go to the dentist for free
so sucks to be you you losers
because of you i couldnt eat for a month but got to complain about life
and no one listened and no one came to my aid
and i no longer care
so here
throw another grenade
and then run away and maybe next time I'll learn to vanish before your stupid parades
a silver twenty dollar hour glass
to turn over and time my life again and again
to decorate my life
so on ebay i go
to buy one
A two thousand dollar credit just in case i needed one
what i pal i surely have
so i go ahead and pay
not knowing im fourty cents short in the bank for my two purchases
im trying to make over the net
but im covered with my two thousand dollar credit
thank goodness!!!
phew!
Never again will i shop at presidents choice
for their high price of NSF charges
for bounced chques i thought i wouldnt have had
\shouldnt have had
well duh
what about my promised credit?
supposed internet crime
but wait where is my lawyer?
what do the cops have to say?
Insufficient funds at the grocery cheque out line
all because i wanted a 20 dollar hour glass
shipping and handling was 40 bucks
and my cheque bounced because i was lied to about the crtedit i supposedly had
but didnt
so now i paid over 140 dollars for an item i did not recieve
ended up going to the foodbank
because of ebay
and paypal liars
and all i can say with my four cans of soup
working my full time job
and my three jobs on the net on myspace and photobucket for free
they want to start charging me for is why bother?
Insufficient funds
at the grocery aisle for an hourglass that was supposed to be 20 bucks
now im working three jobs for free
exercissing my freedom of speach
two of thewse free jobs want me to pay them to work for them
and the third publishes me but an actual publisher
i could make money from wont publish my work
because they already are as i try to earn myslef a name
and go hungry eating at the foodbank
writing on my fourth free job at poetrysoup asking for amnesty international
for aid because ebay and paypal are liars
and never again will i shop at superstore and im cancelling my president';s choce bank account
Hunger can make you vicious
ask a supposed fat chick on a diet
Insufficient funds
credit i was told i had but didnt
nsf charges i couldnt pay
and going hungry for a month
and an hour glass that cost me like three huindred dollars i still dont have
and bad credit as a result of it
and now i cant get a simple money mart loan
INSUFFICIENT FUNDS YOU FREAKIN TERRORIST BASTARDS
anything else i can do for you?
as i smile and wave?
another bum on the street at arms length?
trying to make my day?
would that make you happy?
i could care less about your problkems anymore and the reality how apathetic my own country is
about my problems
but yet when genocide is hgappening over seas
and half amillion people dissapear and seem to reappear in my neighborhood i keep quiet
i dont care
Insufficient funds
i hate this stupid internet
loathe it with the passion
i dislike your way of unfair trade and lies from liars
simple things that are just confusing and unfair and how much i suffered to become a beggar
and how simple it was for you to make my life a nightmare
over a stupid hourglass
and yet your still the good guy and im constantlky still reminded with awkward smiles
that life just isn't fair
Insufficient funds
and this is no longer a thumb war
at least i have health care
and can go to the dentist for free
so sucks to be you you losers
because of you i couldnt eat for a month but got to complain about life
and no one listened and no one came to my aid
and i no longer care
so here
throw another grenade
and then run away and maybe next time I'll learn to vanish before your stupid parades
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Insufficient funds part 2 (Prose of internet criminals)
Insufficient funds part 2 (Prose of internet criminals)
