Absent Minded

Klein's Fault

Off to war we go
from this mixing pot culture
and its scary to know
our soldiers are coming back from overseas
where they just finished bombing
err i mean peacekeeping
the families of many of our lawyers judges and doctors

Anyone want to figure out my nonexistant crime scene?

So you're from whatever country
and you got away to make it to Cananada
to work
to make money to send as much as you can
back home
to you family stuck in a civil war
only to find out
hey the country your living in has gone out to blow them up
err i mean peacekeep

Thats alot of mad gas station workers
thats alot of upset doctors and lawyers that we allowed in
because we needed doctors
but no!!!!
they will never ever get mad enough at the country
bombing the crap out of their family
and do something rash
NO!!!
Never.....
These people in positions of power
in this mixing pot community would never fathom getting upset
ata predjudiced community
bombing their hometown
who they are calling once or twice a day to see if they are still alive

Thanks Klein
yoiu moron!!!!
It was hard enough to keep peace here as it was
and now were out there fighting some war overseas
making it harder for us back home
and you know what
soldiers have a liscence to kill
but if i do so out of desperation to survive
the lawyers and doctors and judges
from that country who will be running my trial
will bend over backwards to make sure they get the last laugh
so drink up you fat moron
because its all your fault when canada turns into the next warzone
and i want history and the world all over to know that

I want America to know
what they did tyo Canada
and what its like to walk down the street
knowing your blowing up their community in a civil war
and we took them in from their homes
and they send home money to survive the tragedy
and were actually evil in the end
well whats gonna happen when it makes no diference to them?
Thanks Bush for wrecking another country
Thanks America for being soo bloody greedy and understanding
because of you
yes because of you we are at a silkent war
at any time
the thousands upon thousands of people
we tell we are peacekeeping who are eventually find out
we are sleeping with their enemy
anbd get upset because were actually blowing them sky high
what next huh Canada?
What next?

A big The U N doesnt work
Americans are seriously ignorant
and oh by the way thanks klein for ruining this country
they almost have taken over
and the more we blow them up the madder theyre gonna get
the more we dont the more hostile the americans become
so well this is hell
just cant wait!!!!!
If klein had any balls he would have told bush to piss up a rope
and the only tragedy in the end would have been the american way

But nope you get a few megalomaniac alcoholics in a room drunk on power
and this is what we get
ultimatums for the guy at the bottom
and the guy at the bottom just celebrates
until its all over
and nods and smiles and kisses gods backside for the wild ride
well forget it
thanks to America
the silent wars of Canada are devastating
and thanls to Klein
were walking a very thin line
The ticking time bomb canada is is ticking and could go off
at any time

Thanks bush
thanks america
thanks Klein!!


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